Donald Trump Tweets Covfefe

 

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WHAT The HELL is COVFeFe !!!

Can you tell us DONALD ???

We’re dying to Know !!!

 
 
 
With an odd and incomplete tweet, President Trump became a viral sensation early Wednesday morning.
“Despite the constant negative press covfefe,” the president wrote shortly after midnight.
 
 
 
US President Donald Trump confused his millions of followers late last night with an unfinished tweet that doesn’t make any sense. The tweet reads: “Despite the constant negative press covfefe.” And that was it. It’s nonsense, and the internet has been sent into a frenzy over what the word “covfefe” might mean. They’re mostly joking. In fact, they’re all joking.
 

Urban Dictionary

has many definitions for Covfefe

The #Urban Dictionary is already rife with entries that provide a definition for “covfefe.” One calls it a noun, meaning: “When you want to say ‘coverage’ but your hands are too small to hit all the letters on your keyboard.” Another user defined it as: “Something you say when you’re an imbecile, who may or may not be the leader of the free world.” Yet another definition calls the word “a word used to end a tweet that should never have been started.” That’s probably what it’ll be used for by Twitterers in the future.
 
In all seriousness, Trump probably just misspelt “coverage” as “covfefe” while he drifted off to sleep and then was too asleep to finish the tweet. But then if he was asleep when the incomplete tweet was posted, how was it posted? Who hit ‘Post?’ It’s all very “Twilight Zone”-y. 
 
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WHAT THE HELL IS COVFEFE ???
 
Maybe The DUDE Knows !!!
 
 
 
 
 
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MAYBE He Meant COFFEE !!!!

 

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WHAT ???
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Martha Stewart Jinxed Yankees Pineda

 

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Martha Stewart at Yankee’s Home Opener 2017

at YANKEE STEADIUM , Bronx, NEW YORK

DID MARTHA JINX PINEDA ???

 

Blame the bad taste in Yankees fans’ mouths on the chef.

Martha Stewart had one of the best seats in the house for Michael Pineda’s near-perfect game in the Yankees’ 8-1 rout of the Rays on Monday afternoon, watching from behind home plate as the righty went unblemished into the seventh inning.

Just three minutes before Pineda delivered the fatal pitch to Evan Longoria, who broke up the bid for perfection with a double to left field, the TV icon tweeted an update on Pineda’s invincibility.

 

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This is the TWEET Many feel Jinxed Michael Pineda’s bid for a PERFECT GAME

Jinxes aside, Stewart is no ignorant Yankees fan. When she was 10 and living outside New York City, Stewart babysat for the kids of Yankees legends Mickey Mantle and Yogi Berra.

It seems they never taught her one of baseball’s cardinal rules: Let the perfect game do its own talking/tweeting.

 

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Poor Michael Pineda ‘s Bid for a PERFECT GAME was Jinxed by MARTHA STEWART

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Judge Trump Inciting Violence Speech

 

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PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP is Accused of Inciting Violence

A federal judge has rejected President Donald Trump’s free speech defense against a lawsuit accusing him of inciting violence against protesters at a campaign rally.

Trump’s lawyers sought to dismiss the lawsuit by three protesters who say they were roughed up by his supporters at a March 1, 2016 rally in Louisville, Kentucky. They argued that Trump didn’t intend for his supporters to use force.

Two women and a man say they were shoved and punched by audience members at Trump’s command. Much of it was captured on video and widely broadcast during the campaign, showing Trump pointing at the protesters and repeating “get them out.”

Judge David J. Hale in Louisville ruled Friday that the suit against Trump, his campaign and three of his supporters can proceed. Hale found ample facts supporting allegations that the protesters’ injuries were a “direct and proximate result” of Trump’s actions, and noted that the Supreme Court has ruled out constitutional protections for speech that incites violence.

“It is plausible that Trump’s direction to ‘get ’em out of here’ advocated the use of force,” the judge wrote. “It was an order, an instruction, a command.”

 

 

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Gwyneth Palthrow Won’t Eat Octopus

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GWYNETH WON’T EAT OCTOPUS BECAUSE THEY’RE TOO SMART

While musing with Goop co-workers on a group Slack chat, Gwyneth Paltrow made a pretty salient point about not eating octopus.  

In a screenshot of the conversation that made the rounds via Twitter on Sunday, the 44-year-old actress argued against eating the sea creature. 

“Octopus are too smart to be food,” she wrote. “They have more neurons in their brains than we do. I had to stop eating them because I was so freaked out by it. They can escape from sea world and shit by unscrewing drains and going out to sea.” 

 

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GWYNETH PALTHROW Tweets She Won’t EAT OCTOPUS

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The conversation later expanded to cover whether squid, a fellow cephalopod, is OK to eat or not, though opinions were more divided on that topic. 

The incident Paltrow mentions about an octopus escaping to the sea is true, though it didn’t happen at Sea World and it didn’t unscrew a drain. In 2016, an octopus named Inky escaped from his home at the National Aquarium of New Zealand. According to a New York Times article documenting his escape, Inky went through the top of his tank, slithered eight feet across the floor, then made his way down a 164-foot-long pipe to the sea. 

Many other octopus escapes have been documented over the years, some by unscrewing tanks or wiggling out of tight spaces. 

“Octopuses are highly evolved and specialized,” Roger Hanlon, a professor at Brown and senior scientist at the Marine Biological Laboratory in Woods Hole, Massachusetts, said in a Live Science article. “They have the largest, most complex brain of any invertebrate animals on Earth.”

Some, like Paltrow, argue people shouldn’t consume octopuses because of their genes (they have around 10,000 more than humans) or their neuron count. Though as a report from Scientific American states, octopuses have 500 million neurons, while a human has around 100 billion (so Paltrow was actually incorrect when she said octopuses have more neurons than humans).

People eat octopus all around the world. In South Korea, some people eat live octopus as part of a traditional dish. Certain restaurants in the United States ― mostly found in California and New York City ―  serve octopus live.  

 

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“Gwyneth was right, octopuses are highly intelligent and self-aware, and are notorious escape artists,” Ingrid Newkirk, the president of PETA, told HuffPost. “Scientists have verified that octopuses are capable of experiencing pain: Like humans, dogs, and pigs, octopuses have well-developed nervous systems, try to escape painful stimuli, and nurse their wounds.”

She added, “Octopus expert Dr. Jennifer Mather has stated that ‘There is absolutely no doubt that they feel pain,’ and explained that an octopus who is being eaten alive is in just as much pain as a pig, fish, or rabbit would be.”

 

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Nato Does Not Pay Fair Share Money

 

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“IT’S TRUE WHAT PRESIDENT TRUMP SAYS”

MOST COUNTRIES in NATO DOES NOT PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE to DEFENSE

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PRESIDENT TRUMP Tweets :  … vast sums of money to NATO & the United States must be paid more for the powerful, and very expensive, defense it provides to German!

The United States is one of only five members of the North Atlantic Treaty Organization that meets the recommended defense spending rate, alarming experts according to The Daily Signal.

NATO members are expected to spend a minimum of 2 percent of their gross domestic product on defense, but only the U.S., Greece, the United Kingdom, Estonia and Poland have reached that target. Even economically powerful states like France and Germany, have spent less than their share.

“This has been a demand from the U.S. for a long time, except now there is a new sheriff in town and his using of words is just different,” Andras Simonyi, former ambassador to the U.S. and to NATO for Hungary, told the Daily Signal.

“The choice of words may not be good, but if the Europeans think they can continue to live in a dream world where the U.S. is the ultimate protector, and Europe isn’t really doing as much as it should or could to defend itself, there will come a point where the U.S. says enough is enough.”

President Donald Trump has publicly questioned America’s commitment to NATO, telling The Times of London that the organization is “obsolete” and “very unfair to the United States,” only days before his inauguration.

The U.S. spends the most on defense of any NATO nation at $650 billion in 2016, more than double what the other 27 states spent.

“There’s already recognition among leaders in the European Union that countries need to do more [on defense],” Phil Finnegan, a defense analyst for the Teal Group, told CNBC.

 

 

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NATO SPENDING CHART

THE UNITED STATES SPENDS 10 TIMES More than next highest country the UK

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NATO TROOP MANUEVERS 

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President Trump Feud with Snoop Dogg


SNOOP DOG SHOOTING PRESIDENT TRUMP CLOWN
PRESIDENT TRUMP Tweets on SNOOP DOG :

Can you imagine what the outcry would be if @SnoopDogg, failing career and all, had aimed and fired the gun at President Obama? Jail time !



SEE The VIDEO Clip


President Donald Trump used his Twitter account on Wednesday to sound off on Snoop Dogg days after the release of a satirical music video in which the rapper points a toy gun at a clown dressed like Mr Trump and pulls the trigger.
Mr Trump voiced his anger over the video on Wednesday morning, accusing the rapper of having a “failing career” and saying he would have been jailed for doing the same thing to President Barack Obama. 
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MOCK PRESIDENT TRUMP in SNOOP DOGG Video
The video is for a remixed version of the song Lavender, by Canadian group BADBADNOTGOOD featuring Snoop Dogg.
The cartoonish, satirical video was inspired by the death of Philando Castile, an unarmed victim of a “traffic stop” gone wrong and, as some argue, an incident of racially-fuelled police violence.
The video depicts a police officer shooting a man in a car during a traffic stop, which is caught on camera by a bystander, in which all characters are dressed as clowns. Later, mock news footage shows the Trump-like clown – named as ‘President Ronald Klump’ – speaking about deportations.
Close to the end of the video, the rapper points a toy gun at the President Klump clown and pulls the trigger, causing the gun to release a flag with the word “bang.” The clown flinches, and is later seen alive with the rapper at the end of the clip as his prisoner. 
Mr Trump’s personal lawyer, Michael Cohen, told TMZ Live earlier this week that the scene is “totally disgraceful”.
“Snoop owes the president an apology,” he said.
“There’s absolutely nothing funny about an assassination attempt on a president, and I’m really shocked at him because I thought he was better than that.”
Mr Trump has long advocated for increased police presence and harsher patrol, a strategy Black Lives Matter and some anti-police brutality groups say will only bring more harm.
“I’m not really sure I understand the artistic value to having somebody dress up as Trump and firing a weapon at him,” Mr Cohen added.
“I certainly would not have accepted it if it was President Obama. I certainly don’t accept it as President Trump, and in all fairness, it’s not funny, it’s not artistic.”
“Shame on you, Snoop,” concluded Mr Cohen. “You should be better than that, that’s for sure.”
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