Trump Tweets Chicken

 

EATIN SOME KFC
 
 
KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN
 
 
 
 
 
“Mr. PRESIDENT ! You Don’t EAT FRIED CHICKEN with a KNIFE & FORK!”
 
 
YOU EAT IT with YOUR HANDS
 
 
 
The KFC bucket. Trump is eating a BIG bucket of fried chicken. A quick search of the KFC website leads me to believe what Trump has there is a “$20 Fill-Up.” Here’s what that gets you:
He may have already eaten the biscuits. Or pawned them off to someone else. But that bucket looks like it could hold “8 pieces of crunchy, Extra Crispy chicken.” And that definitely looks like a large mashed potatoes and gravy next to it. As for whether the meal effectively kept “those friends feeling satisfied,” we can only speculate.
 
* The knife and fork. ??? I mean, come on, man. Who eats fried chicken with a knife and fork? Especially one that’s not made of plastic? I could have potentially forgiven Trump if he had used a plastic spork — still one of society’s greatest inventions — but stainless steel? Also, relatedly: What is the unused spoon on Trump’s napkin going to be used for? Why not just use the same fork he is eating the chicken with to eat the mashed potatoes, too? And salt and pepper? No normal person salts/peppers fried chicken, so I have to assume it’s for the mashed taters?
* The American flag pin. An absolute necessity for anyone running for president. Also, worth noting that Trump criticized Hillary Clinton and Democrats for not having enough flags on stage at last week’s party convention. Given that, why not go with TWO American flag pins — one for each lapel? Just saying.
 
LEARN HOW to MAKE KFC
 
KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN
 
IT’S PRESIDENTIAL
 
 

 

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